Keith’s Brush With Death

Posted on June 4th, 2009 by admin

Tuesday night, Keith and I took a train from Washington, DC to New York.  It was after a long day, and the train offered some relative sanctuary to the constant commotion of the tour.

So there I am, sitting with laptop out and my phone to my ear, when, out of the corner of my eye, I notice Keith giving me the "ssshhhhh" sign with his finger.  Apparently I'm a loudtalker.

Well Keith, being the natural host, decides he's going to buy the guy in front of me a drink for putting up with my yabbering.  He takes off for the Cafe Car to grab some wine a beer for our new friend.  About 10 minutes later, he returns frantic and in complete disarray, but smiling from ear to ear.  I was puzzled to say the least.

Then he told me what happened.  Hooooly cow! I mean, you can't script something like this!  This is seriously right out of the movies. Or, a Heineken commercial.

I just can't believe I almost killed my boss in my second week by talking too loud!

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keithferrazzi moderator

I almost didn’t post it because of the f-bomb. Decided in the end that if there was ever a moment for it, this was it! I almost died - I wanted to translate the true authenticity of the moment... That being said, I hear you and I take your objections seriously. Warmest, -K

Wayne Garriepy moderator

Here I am browsing Keith's blog being impressed when I stumble on this post. Then my impression changes to "how can a bright man do something so dumb?" I'm copy/pasting a post from my Facebook account that dealt with the comic Louis CK and his 'Unhappy' clip fro YouTube about this fantastic era and yet nobody's happy. I also see that Keith did not respond to the last person's comment which makes me wonder if he reads these or is just collecting e-mail addresses. No comment Keith? I thought this previous video of Louis CK was very funny, but after YouTubing the comic I was let down by his liberal use of profanity in his live gigs. Why do so many comic performers believe that the f-bomb enhances a routine. Call me old-fashion PLEASE. The legendary Bill Cosby (who has been a top comic for nearly 50 YEARS, 5 DECADES, over 18 THOUSAND DAYS) has said about profanity: "When you DON'T use profanity, you can't even offend those who DO!" In my view, bad language in public is a verbal fart and we really wouldn't be proud to go around passing gas, now would we?

Darl Gleed moderator

Nice you are okay. Funny story. Too bad you felt it necessary to drop the F-bomb several times in your narrative. Does not project a flattering image of you, I am afraid. Especially when set to Handel's Messiah. Maybe I will still buy your new book...

Michael Savage moderator

"Heiny in hand is a good man" should be instituted as Man-Law. Nice one, thanks for being real!

Alex Katsanos moderator

Way to roll with it Keith. Thank Goodness you are OK! I bet being in really good shape helped. Yeah, why not send link to the Heinekin Bottling company!

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